The RPG

Imagine any fantasy RPG, but with traditional aspects simplified and turned inside out.

• You don't need to eat food to heal - just pluck a piece of bread into a wound.
• No need to sort out what’s to sell to a merchant: everything you collect is simply considered as "loot" and you sell a pile of such loot by weight.
• There is an inventory and leveling up, but no complex skill-trees and inventory management.
• The Dragon, the main antagonist(?), constantly glitches and breaks the game's rules. Find out why! Well... or don't. It's your choice, and it matters, like choices in RPGs should.
• NO FISHING MINI-GAMES.