The Onion Voting Simulator 3D

The complete american election experience!

It’s Election Day in the U.S. of A.!

Congratulations: You’re officially the average American voter! Now it’s up to you to “decide” the future of this country!  Search for identification, impatiently wait in line, and look out for bone-crunching power-ups! Every secret you find is another key to being allowed to pretend to pretend you have an impact on the future of this country!