Franchise Wars

The year is 20XX. Social media clapbacks by sassy corporate stooges have escalated from mere marketing campaigns to full-blown military campaigns.

Frothing fans of funny fast food have fractured former families into fried-in-the-wool factions, friends facing off in a fatty fracas of the fates.

Pledge your undying loyalty to... eh, one of them. Duel all challengers until met with sweet, supersized victory or cruel, congealed defeat.